Trollsen Twins?

In a new statement PETA released to E!, the animal rights organization states:

"If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll, it's probably a Trollsen Twin -- or someone wearing one of their new $16,000 totes, which are made from the fur and skins of innocent animals ... What the Olsens lack in creativity, they try to make up for in shock value. Sadly, it's the foxes, calves, and alligators -- who often have the fur ripped off them while they are still conscious and able to feel pain -- who pay the dearest price."

In an even newer statement The Pretty Mustache released to PETA, the funky fashion blog states:

Dear PETA, 

Please take several seats and a large chill pill. Why exactly are you picking on everybody that wears animal skins and fur? You realize that you're gonna end up fighting everybody right? You also realize that this type of silly harassment takes away from all of the wonderful things PETA stands for? Yes Mary-Kate and Ashley designed a $16,000  fur covered backpack for their label (The Row), but why do you care so much? I guess technically you can't ignore it, seeing as though you live for this kind of stuff, but I was kind of surprised to see the "Trollsen Twins" image and petty remarks in the statement. Didn't realize you guys did that type of stuff.  

We'll holla.
TPM